Tagbilaran, Monday, 3 October 2011
Scene: Read the famous TV ad lines of a noodle brand.
"Ang tunay na lalaki marunong maghintay!"--Char! "Ang tunay na lalaki binibinyagan muna bago ikasal!"--Somewhat true!
"Ang tunay na lalaki ay nauubos na!!"--True! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Scene: Chenny Lyn Rana was crowned Miss Jagna 2011 last Sept. 27. This year's Miss Jagna focused on environmental issues as well as setting awareness campaigns for the proper care of the environment.
Scene: The members and officers of Jagna Association of Southern California had their fiesta celebration last Sept. 24 in Buena Park, California, in honor of Saint Michael the Archangel. "Some great entertainment, good foods, and line dancing marathon," US-based socialite Mikey Gatal reported. Miss Conbusac 2001 Lauren Anne Chavez attended the event.
Seen: The BQ Mall Management is now busy preparing for the Valentine 2012 concert. "They might bring Pilipinas Got Talent champion Jovit Baldivino," says VRS, who is known as Lady Char. "However, the management has to decide if they have to include Sarah Geronimo. They need to finalize everything this first week of October. The BQ Mall Management has been so successful organizing Valentine concerts," adds VRS.
Seen: WARNING: Do not read this blind item if you are eating. A government employee in the business corner of the higher building (GEHB) left a disgusting impression to people of the building of the highest ranking official (PBHRO). "GEHB who is pasosyal-sosyal, excused herself for a quick "CR" break. Knowing her for her kaartehan, she stayed in the toilet for hours," said VRS. After GEHB left, the PBHRO smelled something bad that when they checked the toilet they saw the yuckiest sight--GEHB's toughened golden remnants clogged the toilet bowl. The clue? She's always happy and she is the favorite subject of PBHRO because of her personality problem.
Seen: One of Tagbi's hunkies looks barely recognizable with all the facial hair. This hunky turned bearded man had a tough time in a faraway place, you know, to heal a broken heart (his girlfriend of how many years junked him for a common friend). Love hurts!
You, too, must have been wondering whether or not Bohol's seasoned host Raul Gatal and make-up genius Charlow Arbasto are quarrelling or not.
If you're going to look back at the Facebook posts of Charlow, it's very clear that there's a "rift" (take note: in quotation marks) going on between the two.
"I don't believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead. RAUL GATAL...," posted Charlow.
According to Charlow, he was hired by Raul to make-up and provide gowns for Holy Name University's contestants for the PRISAA 2010. Charlow exposed that Raul didn't pay him.
Really now, while other (fighting?) friends would rather keep things under wraps, Charlow is open about their "rift" in social media like Facebook for public consumption.
Here's the catch: Charlow's patience is "ming-awas na ang gantangan." In a text message he sent to Bared last night, Charlow said, "La najud ko other way para macontact siya. Gekapoy nako ug wait then I have the right nga maningil kay dugay na intawon. Sige g likay. Dili ko ganahan nga makuwetz ra tanan aq getrabahuan. Baga siyag skin."
Other Charlow's angry Facebook posts last Thursday were deleted last night.
However, Charlow still considers Raul as a friend. "As what I've said a while ago, I don't hate him, I just don't appreciate his existence."
Bared tried contacting Raul for a comment but he was not answering his phone. He had been evasive in the past when asked about personal issue.
(Paging Raul/or Charlow: Bared is open for your reaction, whether a confirmation or a denial, anytime you are ready. Feel free.)
Ask your friends and they will swear that they are using pick up lines to start a conversation and to flirt. Thanks to the ever-so dead and dull nature of the sentences! Here are the 50 most famous pick up lines which are patronizing, dismissive and yet incredibly widespread (the sobrang cheesy lines!):
May kakambal ka ba? Kasi you're in my heart yet you're in my mind.
Kung magiging subject ka, gusto ko ikaw ang pinkamahirap pra sa 'yo lang ako babagsak!
Ang ganda naman ng damit mo bagay sayo, pero mas bagay tayo.
Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay, tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo.
Sa hinaba-haba man ng tulog ko.ikaw pa rin ang dahilan ng pag-gising ko
Alam mo gusto ko sanang mag pulis para ikaw ang MOST WANTED KO!
Pag ikaw ang kasama ko, tinatamad na ako kasi ang sarap magpahinga sa piling mo.
Sana ulan ka at lupa na lang ako. Para kahit gaano kalakas ang patak mo, sa akin pa rin ang bagsak mo.
Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko.
Isang beses lang kita minahal…Pagkatapos nun, hindi na natapos.
Bagyo ka ba? Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility, You leave my heart in the state of calamity.
Hindi na ko mahuhulog sa 'yo.. Kasi 'pag kasama na kita, lumulutang na ako.
Bagay sa 'yo maging amo…Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko.
Buti pa email…May attachment.
Marunong ka bang mag-ayos ng cellphone? Sira yata itong iPhone ko… Wala kasi yung number mo.
Para kang algebraic expression. Minsan mahirap maintindihan. But when you're in the simplest form. The best ka talaga naman mathemagician.
Hindi ka naman camera. Pero tuwing nakikita kita. Napapangiti ako.
Kung maging superhero ako, Hindi ako si Superman, Hindi rin si Batman O si Spiderman I'm Your Man… KailanMan!
Maliit ba ako? Di kita maabot eh!
Diabetic ka ba? Kasi i'm planning to be the sweetest person for you!
Buti pa ang keyboard ng pc… Lagi magkatabi ang U and I…
Calculator ka ba? Kasi sa 'yo pa lang, solved na ako.
Para kang test paper, Nauubos ang oras ko kakatitig lang sa 'yo
Pakipulot naman yung puso ko…Nahulog na kasi sa 'yo.
Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever.
Facebook ka ba? Gusto kasi kita i-Like eh.
Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me "hope" and… "more".
Google ka ba? Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko nasa iyo na eh.
Aanhin pa ba ang relo, kung titigil din pala sa 'yo!
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Where have you been all my life?
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Leo P. Udtohan
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